This latest countdown is based on a survey of TV industry bigwigs, plus a YouGov poll of the viewing public. Will box-set culture mean The Wire takes top spot or will talent shows triumph? British premiere for this US-imported action thriller about an amnesiac assassin suspected of killing the first female US President. Starring Stephen Dorff and Val Kilmer, it was screened as a mini-series Stateside but is being shown in a single feature-length burst here. Heavily influenced by 24 and the Bourne films, it could appeal as an adrenaline-pumping alternative to the cosier programming elsewhere.
Simon Woods, who plays Dr Harrison in the series, asks why people enjoy these visions of the past. Crisp starred in a successful one-man theatre show and then moved from London to Manhattan in the early s. A bona fide treat. Tony Robinson ends his artfully made documentary mini-series about the historical precedents for climate change tonight with an episode that gives mixed messages about our own chances of survival.
We are told, on the one hand, of examples of human populations in South America and Europe who managed to flourish during severe droughts and ice ages, while on the other the uniquely grave problems facing us today are listed. Concludes tomorrow. This enjoyable profile, featuring interviews with the cast, the producer John Lloyd and a host of jovial pundits, looks at the genesis of the series and the way in which it influenced a generation of future comics. Gibbon also investigates the truth behind a film shot in that purports to depict an actual Amazonian Indian head-shrinking ceremony.
Here, her tale is told in clips and interviews with Whitfield and her collaborators. She debuted in the West End during the Blitz and worked on Broadway. Her break came in the Fifties, with a lead role in a radio comedy called Take It from Here. In Absolutely Fabulous she played the imperturbable Gran.
We hear from Whitfield that her bias towards comic roles was a result of lack of confidence in her appearance. One of the odder stories of the Second World War is taken up in this well-presented documentary about a German Prisoner of War killed by Nazis in Scotland. At the end of the war, the five perpetrators were hanged in the largest mass execution in Britain in the 20th century and the affair covered up by British intelligence.
Bill Masen Dougray Scott flees London to discover a commune which seems to offer sanctuary from the ubiquitous Triffids. Time is short, though. The plants are pollinating and Torrence Eddie Izzard , the leader of a ruthless quasi-governmental outfit, is in pursuit. Excellent, suspenseful stuff. Two London restaurants — one Greek, one Moroccan — rustle up feasts for 50 diners, comprising imaginative sea foods, a mixed grill and spiced apple cake. Eighties pop band Spandau Ballet provide the music.
This documentary grants rare access to the life and work of Sting born Gordon Sumner. With Alan Yentob as our guide, we follow Sting from his home in Italy to his homeland, the North-East of England, where he performs specially composed wintry songs in the atmospheric setting of Durham Cathedral. Typically, Sting is fearless in his musical ambition; for this performance he mixes folk, carols and ballads.
He is also an alluringly confident performer. We join him as he revisits haunts of his youth and reunites with former friends and musical allies. Terms and Conditions. Style Book. Weather Forecast. Accessibility links Skip to article Skip to navigation. Monday 08 July Christmas Christmas gifts Christmas food and drink Christmas picture galleries Christmas videos Christmas offers. MH Thirteen: Conspiracy Five, 9. SH Man on Earth Channel 4, 8. JM Click here for Christmas radio highlights. They replay when DJ Lou and his girlfriend broke up with him and started banging black guys, and when Jay and Dan found out Lou has a twin.
They recap The Trial, giving it an OJ spin "if the fingerless gloves don't fit, you must acquit". Jay is skyping in from Los Angeles. Jay and Christine have been really sick after holiday travel, leading them to talk about waxing nose hairs to breathe better. Jay burns Christine for shitting at the SXM building before the show and they talk about shitting in public.
Jay and Christine are getting healthy, drinking lots of water and eating well, causing more trips to the bathroom. Jay got a lot of ear infections as a kid leading to a discussion of whether breast feeding leads to less ear and bladder infections or not, leading to a discussion of third nipples. Tim Dillon in studio. Story of Tim walking in a blizzard to get a McFlurry. Delicious things from Wawa.
They talk about the rumour at every high school about a kid having a dog lick peanut butter off of their crotch. They review Mariah Carey's terrible NYE performance and discuss if it is her or the production company's fault. Mercface Andy talks about being in Turkey to do stand-up over the holidays. Dan just returned from San Francisco. He and Big Jay converse about the way the city has become - Googlified, gentrified, passive aggressive. Jay recounts a couple of shitty waiter experiences at San Fran restaurants. Jay reveals his mom was a badge bunny. Dan tells about when he wrestled as a child from ages and when another kids dad made fun of him for crying after losing a match.
They talk about an upcoming Goddamn Comedy Jam show. Mike Finoia dresses like a dad. They talk about watching and betting on the Golden Globes and Dan reveals he does something similar with Royal Rumbles. Jay reveals he got angry at an 11 year old boy after losing to him at Madden. Bert Kreischer in studio after second break. A bit about the KGB from his special went viral the previous weekend. Jay tells about some fans who got too drunk, asked him and Christine to go to their house and do some "blow-caine" while the wife kept trying to kiss him on the mouth.
When friends embarrass you at the comedy club, haircuts. Michael Che gave all his texts with a crazy girl he met on an Illuminati dating ap to page 6. Jay is away on ShipRocked, Mark Normand in studio. Mar has had 4 women in 24 hours and had 4 women in 5 nights on last year's Impractical Jokers cruise.
Drinking, blackouts and hangover cures. Normand describes tossing glass ashtrays over the bacony of the Balcony Bar in New Orleans and smashing a frat guy's windshield. A Benny Hill situation ensued, Normand was trying car doors to get away from the guy and ended up getting into the frat guy's car, getting punched and then taken to the drunk tank. Dan talks about times when he wants to dink again. Pat O'Brian ET host drunk video. Mel Gibson's racist voicemail.
Pretending Jerry Rafferty is your dad. Greg Stone in studio. Greg encountered what looked like a small child working in a McDonald's. Young girl punching tree trunk. Working in fast food.
A woman who worked at restaurant Emerald Isle with Dan showed him her tits when he was a bus boy there when he was They chat about drones and David Z and then Luis spills an entire cup of coffee. Luis tells about his plans to rob his local KFC back in the day he didn't actually ever go through with it. Camper Brent calls in to tell about stealing shopping carts full of food and beer from WalMart.
Camper Dave in Minnesota, who is a cop, calls in to tell Luis if holding a screwdriver and wearing a balaclava behind a KFC counts as a crime: "you're fucked dude". Camper Mike, and attorney, calls in to throw the book at Luis. Camper Will in NJ calls in about a crime spree he went on after returning from Iraq. Camper Chris in TX calls in with a hog hunting story. Worst areas of crime in the country. Big Jay and Christine describe their fabulous new Keikico blanket.
Dan met Tranny Jamie in Seattle the previous weekend. Big Jay was with some amateur comics the previous weekend who were too star struck when Hannibal Buress showed up. Stroked out Sam Elliott impressions. Dan lived above an Indian restaurant that was always blasting Indian music and does some great impressions.
The girl Dan is dating is super into reggae after living with Jamaicans. Big Jay describes being in an Uber with Dave Smith being driven by an approx 50 year old black guy listening to Greg Holden, an acoustic singer-songwriter. Camper Tyler in CO calls in about his love of Japanese heavy metal. Camper Remi in CO calls in about his friend who loves Kpop.
The guys check out an out of control teen girl on Dr Phil Danielle Brigoli whose catch phrase is "cash me outside how bout dat? Renee, owner of Keikico blankets, touched base with Christine because the Bonfire's shout out caused them to sell out of blankets! They return to the topic of "cash me outside" girl. They speculate about a fight between cash me outside and the girl who punches a tree trunk. Phil's dog Maggie bit a friend of Phil and Robin who is suing them.
They check out a very dark grainy video of Danielle Brigoli getting beat up. Jacob no longer wants to have kids after seeing this girl. Camp cousellor Stephanie Falconi tweeted at them about how Dr. Phil got Maggie. The superbowl was the night before. Lady Gaga's performance, Humpty Dumpty commercial. Jay watched live and saw Chrissy Tegan's nip slip.
The team got sent some Keikico blankets. DJ Lou smokes in the house. More Danielle Brigoli videos. Dan was in love with Soleil Moon Frye for her massive breasts. Whiteboyz movie trailer. Christine hung out with chollas when she was Video of woman breastfeeding. Deb Donniger in studio to provide DJ Lou with dating advice. A Man and His Dog episode. Middle names. Is showering daily necessary? Video of Cash me outside girl punching someone on an airplane. Chocolate Rain sung as Vanilla Dan. Video of George Lopez kicking people out of his show. Mike Finoia in studio with Big Jay.
Transvestites in female prisons. Lena Dunham said she wishes she'd had an abortion despite never being pregnant. Celebrities butcher singalong of Sweet Caroline at the Grammys. Chance the Rapper. Roy Wood Jr in studio to talk about people's anger over Beyonce not winning album of the year. In Memoriams at the Grammys. New Edition story on BET. Which members of New Kids on the Block are gay? The guys hate-watched Nick Cannon's stand-up special "but do he got dat good dick tho".
The guys recap their watching of Danielle Brigoli's return to Dr. Phil after she had been to Turnabout Ranch. Skype with Dan who's in LA taping his Netflix special. Guest Mike Vecchione. Chicago Dicks is born. Dan doing various accents. Foreigner music the whole show. Ripping on how Lou Gramm looks now. Jay singing Dan's upcoming show dates to the tune of Foreigners Waiting for a girl like you. The old Jewish grandma smooches bit. Discussing the Oscar's and mocking Dan's actress ex girlfriend. Dan is in LA to film his Netflix half hour.
Dean Edwards in studio to talk about early days of comedy when Jay worked a lot of "black" rooms. KRS One married a not so hot woman who saved him from living on the streets. Jay and Dean look into rapper Ugly God who uses the ringtone from iPhone as his beat. Remy Ma Niki Minaj beef. Rap beefs of the 90s. Jay tells some stories about old days with Kevin Heart and Patrice.
Jay and Dean share their thoughts on Nick Cannon's stand-up, hip hop, and acting. Tai Mack's guest role in the rape episode of A Different World. Big Jay is wearing spurs that Dan brought back for him. Sal Volcano in studio with weird Japanese Kit Kats for them to eat. Jay is dumbfounded that Izabella is not interested in any older music. Sal tells about getting "thrown out" from Steve Miller Band concert for basically enjoying the concert, but then being taken to the freestanding area at the front. The entire crowd was sitting and not moving as the concert was at Jones beach, a dry venue.
Assigned seats at the movie theatre. Jay tells about a lady dancing all witchy and bumping into he and Christine at Fleetwood Mac. Campers call in with concert stories and stories of being pissed on. Having to fight when the girl your with gets hit or insulted. Drunk Nate Bargatze and his taste in music.
They check out cast member Angie's music video, cast member Francesca trying to become a hype girl, and a girl getting kicked out for threatening another girl with a rat-tail comb. They watch a video of a woman giving birht in a bathtub. DJ Lou was hot for her when he saw videos of her dual breastfeeds her children but changes his mind after the birth video. Jay talks about seeing both his daughter and sister being born. Is Gewn Stefani hot now, who had different stars in their primes. New Guns'N'Roses. Discussion of how handicapped a person can be and have a comedy career, on stage or as a writer.
Campers call in with different stories about people with disabilities. Mercface Andy had to confirm for Big Jay that the lyric in the Randy Newman song is actually "short people got no reason to live". Jay and Christine have mice in their apartment. Hot 97 Ed Lover Dr. Dre roll call riffing. Steve Wilkos show. Aaron Berg in studio after second break to talk dick pills. They try some strangely flavoured sodas: peanut butter, chocolate, bacon, ranch, red velvet cupcake, maple syrup, and buffalo wing.
Ron Bennington in studio. Campers call in and give their opinions. Lisa from GA calls in to suggest Gregg Allman and says which becomes a regular drop, in a southern accent "his best friend is a black guy! Drops of "smash, smash, smash!! Myq Kaplan in studio after the last break to watch more of Kai's video and talk about doing ayahuasca. They riff calling Moss man by the names of his recipes and talk about making Natalie love Jay and Moss man hate him.
Dan has trouble pronouncing "pecorino". Finoia weighs in on how Jay should behave on New Day Cleveland. They watch a video of Danielle Brigoli, cash me outside girl, in a physical fight with her mother. They check out some leaked sexual videos of WWEs Paige. Jay tells about a skin disease he's dealing with, stress induced diseases. Jay tried to tell Dan that some jerk-off told Natalie and the Moss-man that Jay was planning to mess with them, but Jay reveals he was just exhausted and Natalie was too nice.
The guys read an amazing post on Craigslist by a 56 year old divorced guy named Gordon looking for a young hot woman to go to Coachella with him in his Shasta Chinook. They read Gordon's list of requirements for his travel companion.
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Paul Mercurio in studio. They share Gordon's posting with Paul. A female cuddler has asked Jay if she could cuddle him for free for research purposes. Jay is insisting she be naked and he be clothed. Jay decides he is going to hire a male cuddler to cuddle Jacob. Jay and Dan return to Craigslist poster Gordon's list of requirements for his Coachella travel companion: ie.
The whole team makes plans to attend Corey Feldman's upcoming birthday concert. They check out a Craigslist add where a guy asks for a girl to fling his son's model trains around like Godzilla. Awkwafina calls in to talk about performing with Chester Bennington of Linkin Park. Video of a greasy Italian showing his deceased parents house which he's now selling. Video of a white trash couple who's kids are stuck in an elevator. After the final break, they guys watch a newscast about Kai the hitch-hiker. Bonfire fans in full force at Caroline's comedy club over the weekend.
Backlash over Jay's makeout voice when talking about the cuddlers in the previous episode. Professional cuddler Can in studio to cuddle Jacob and Lou. Jacob is furious because he thought they'd sit side-by-side, not laying down. Lou is getting drunk to get through it. They interview Can about the ins and outs of cuddling. Dan does a phenomenal Gollum impression. Jay explains carpark dogging to Dan.
Female body builders and how their bodies become masculine in appearance. Can, Lou and Jacob form a massage train and Lou ends up all blotchy. Doug Benson in studio. The Wrestler documentary. Video of woman losing her shit on a kissing couple in a line at a poke bowl restaurant. Video of man being pulled off flight shouting "I want to go home! Christine shares about how she felt when Lisa came over to cuddle Jay. Lisa tells how white guys never liked her but then she went to Jamaica and all the guys liked her, so she saved up all her cuddling earnings to go to Jamaica for the winter.
Lisa also reveals she's been in the audience of about 20 episodes of Steve Wilkos show. The group talks about taking a trip to be part of the Steve Wilkos show audience. A comedian put up a post blasting Craig Glaser for not paying him. Jay tells a story about a comedy club owner being arrested and in jail and unable to pay him.
Guys selling comedy tickets on the street. Camper Evan who is playing bass for Keith Jacob, who is opening for Feldog tomorrow night calls in. Dan brings up camper CamoAng tweeting at him about Feldog's recent acoustic set which was "live from Feldmansion".
Jay talks about performing on Goddamn Comedy Jam. Lukas Rossi calls in. Zach from Albany, GA calls in to tell the guys about a Facebook video of what transpired just before the recent viral video of the guy getting kicked off a flight. They check out a video of Keith Jacob performing his hit "Ranch Hand". The guys describe the fun at Moontower. Dan took too many mushrooms, Andy and Lou got stou'd. DJ Lou describes trying to wear down a girl that previously slept with his twin brother. Camper Nick in CO calls in to tell about his ex-fiancee sleeping with his best friend.
Jay discusses how he'd feel if Mike Vecchione got with Karla. Mercface tells about his best friend marrying a girl he used to fuck, and Andy was best man at their wedding. Christine and Dan share stories of people they've liked and fooled around with that did not reciprocate. Michael Che joins in studio.
Making out with trannys. Could Jay and Dan give a good blow job. Jay describes an incident involving his ex Cheryl and anal beads. The crowd guesses Jay's fake crimes that Comedy Central would not allow to be printed on the fake wanted poster. Porn where girl gets fucked by a horse. Colin Quinn joins Jay and Dan on stage. Jay believes anyone who passes away by hanging was jerking off.
Bill O'Reilly putting loofahs up his ass. Jacob as the catch me outside girl. Chicago dicks trailer. The gd comedy jam guys. Silence of the lambs the musical. They bring up a camper and his chick from the audience and musical heckle them. The whole gang sings I wanna know what love is to end the show. Playing Madden online. The girl DJ Lou mentioned last week does not want to come on the air and talk about her past with Lou's twin. Jay and Christine returned to the scene of the crime that caused the trial, and that the guy who was the catalyst was hosting the show.
A discussion of how the alcoholic brain works takes place. Jay has difficulty understanding how it works. Canadian weed and gravity bongs. Dan can stop with weed in a way he cannot with alcohol. Justin Silver told Jay 2 stories about picking up birds that Jay does not believe. They travel down the Z-Dogg rabbit hole. A camper calls in to tell them about "Take you to the movies" by Bangs.
Camper Quinton calls in to tell them about Ronald Jenkees. Mercface Andy is leaving the Bonfire for Nick DiPaolo's show, Big Jay met Kate Flannery Meredith from The Office when she came to his show and Jay asked her about Parks and Rec, Cornell Acapella group expelled for putting icy hot on new members ball sacs as hazing, camper Mike in IL calls in with hazing stories, Luis J Gomez calls in and agrees to put icy hot on his balls on LoS, Rich Vos in studio and he and Jay discuss how unimpressed they are with the size of their soft dicks, Jay tells about his daughter's incredibly unenthusiastic recital leading to the team checking out choir videos and come across the Chula Vista boys choir led by Carlos singing I'll Be There, and the Monte Vista high school choir singing Africa by Toto.
Merc Face Andy's last day on the show. Mark Normand is a guest. Dan catches a foul ball with his bare hand at a Mets game. They watch a video of some crazy chick obsessing over the new Harry Styles song. The gang ceremoniously folds The Bonfire flag to send Merc Face out. Boogie Nights Music the whole show. Guest Dan St. Drunk Lou Moontower bit. Jay tells a story about getting a hooker like 15 years ago.
Dan did a Yahoo web series about a Russian bath house. Chapelle enforcing having your phone locked in a bag at his shows. A couple was in the green room over the weekend and the guy kept getting the girl to show her panties to everyone there. They ended up wiping out pretty bad and getting kicked out.
Camper Mitch in Denver calls in. Getting drunk and gassy at high altitudes. Mike Vecchione in studio. Choke jerk discussion. Justin Silver in studio for more choke jerk conversation. Justin defends his story of picking up birds. Justin sent a video of him holding a bird to Jay, Jay believes it's a dead bird. The guys let Mike and Justin know about watching the Transformers trailer last week and that they've been talking in Mark Whalberg voice about "robot cahs" ever since.
Jay's daughter and ex wife in studio, also comedian Craig Gass. They discuss Izabella Jay's daughter doing standup. Jay would rather her be a stripper than do improv. The guys mock black circuit catch phrase comedy. Dan decides Izabellas catch phrase should be "I'm grown enough! Chris Cornell choke jerk bit. Biggy Smalls bit. There is a bunch of hilarious stuff in between these bits. The last half of the show, Craig Gass tells a crazy story about having sex with 3 girls in Jay and Carla's brand new car.
Jay and Dan talk about Justin Silver being obsessed with air drumming. Jay tries to beat Shazam. Jay says he wants to challenge Justin to an air-drum-off. Justin Silver calls in to talk air drumming. Camper Jonathan calls in to tell the guys that Feldog's song Go 4 It was originally sung by a girl named Celine Stone and oddly, Snoop is featured in both versions.
Roy Wood Jr in studio to talk Afrin and kids doing gross tricks like flipping their eyelids or being double jointed. Jackass, Borat and silly comedy. Prank phone calls are Level 1 assholes. Matt Ruby joins in studio to talk first nut smash of their lives. Camper Mike calls in with a Canadian hockey nut shot story. More campers call in with nut injury stories. Live show from Clusterfest in San Francisco. Jay's Uber score is low for telling drivers how to get places.
Senile Seinfeld. Nate Bargatze on stage. Lift driver in the audience explains what could lower a passenger's score. Swearing as a kid, selling your merch. Anthony Jeselnik on stage. Shark week, Deepest bluest my hat is like a sharks fin. Girl who tried to kill herself by polar bear. Sal Volcano on stage to talk about being hit by cars as a kid.
Dan tells about almost being hit as a kid and Jay re-tells about hitting a girl with his car. Jay tells a story about an encounter with a Wawa cashier. Shitting on tour busses or at house parties.
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Will Silvince in studio. Will tells stories of how he was raised. No sleepovers or going to other people's houses. Strategies his mother had so they wouldn't get robbed. Prison catering, robotics. Which famous people's kids are successful like their parents? Stripper names. Will's dildo invention and dildo bikes.
Sibian dildo is basically Will's dildo invention. Will tells a story about a woman kicked out of a comedy show who he followed outside. A video of the woman talking to the cops, filmed by Will himself, ended up going viral because of her DelCo accent. He couldn't decide which he regretted more: her getting fired or the fact he filmed it vertically instead of horizontally. The guys announce the show is going to 4 nights a week in July Dan's good looking former roommate Pete's episode of Love Connection, Dan shows his rich ex's Instagram to Jay and the team, Carrie Fisher's toxicology report.
Dan and Ramon Revis skyping in from LA. People who celebrate their birthday for a week or month. It's DJ Lou's birthday and Jacob brought a cookie cake. Lou is drinking and the windows are being covered. Jay is annoyed by the diamond sellers on the streets of Manhattan. Cleveland Cavaliers drama. Lou's twin brother Will in studio with his birthday date.
More LaGrange intro riffing. Skankfest was the weekend before and the guys talk about how it went. Ari threw a cup of piss in Zack Amico's face at the naked roast battle. Jay tells a story about his cousin's friend pissing on a girl who was passed out drunk and kneed her in the face on a separate occasion. Camper Corey calls in to tell about being tricked into drinking piss by former friends. Did Lou's twin brother fuck his birthday date? Jay reveals a girl on SDR show peed in his mouth. Jay revealed for Lou's birthday present, he wanted to get a "passable" tranny with a big dick who would lap dance for Lou and then boom he gets "trunked in the face".
Nate Bargatze in studio. Dan talks about his drinking days and Nate and Jay meeting Dan's girlfriend. Has Tiger Woods' sex addiction turned into another addiction? They confirm it doesn't. A security guard in Miami pulled over cop while pretending to be a cop. Jimmy Buffet songs cause Dan to tear up because of Gary's love of Buffet. Being too drunk, Goddamn Comedy Jam. Joe's friend Rocco who is a recovering alcoholic used to talk to his morning beers and has jokes about AA.
Joe being caught talking to a ficus by his wife. A discussion of the first jokes they ever wrote. Jay then tells those jokes in his style awesome bit. Little person comedian who compared saying the n-word to midget and actually says the n-word, in a room of predominantly black people. Jay tells about Kurt Metzger abandoning his cats in the woods when he couldn't bring them after he moved. Mike Vecchione and Bert Kreischer are eskimo brothers. Boo and his buddies decided one of them had to do it, and he drew the short straw and got knocked out by the orangutan. They check out a video of Bert riding a bull.
Bert's encounters with the Jackass guys. Bert Kreischer in studio. The roast battle from the night before, Facetime and Facebook calls. Prank phone calls. Joe DeRosa joins in studio. Hate watching comedy.
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Meeting Pete Davidson for the first time. Hate watching Nick Cannon's stand-up. Fame based on looks vs talent. Joe DeRosa's verse in a rap song. The first Lost Tapes: latin american superstar Marc B in the fishbowl making it difficult for the guys to get to the studio. Referring to shitting as "making". College fight songs. Jay dated a girl who was relapsing on heroin.
Ron Artest getting hit by a glass of water and fighting a different person than the one who threw it. Metta World Peace's rap music. Dave Atell in studio to talk Denny's vs Waffle House fights. When women get involved in their boyfriend's fights. Video of a guy cold-cocking a girl for serving him cold chicken.
Jacob is away in Florida. Angry Jacob drops are used before the story that leads to the drops airs. Luis J Gomez arrives to the studio on his penny board. Opie was fired from SiriusXM earlier in the day. Guilty pleasure music and "It's been Speculation about what is going on in the studio on the other side of the window. Black Lou was married the previous weekend and the group looks at photos. BL revealed they met when he worked at Easy Spirit, a store for old lady sneakers and clothes, and she was his manager.
Jay remembers his stepfather and young female cousins singing "Mama I'm Coming Home" to his great grandmother at a family function and the hilarity of the situation given what the song is truly about. Videos of choreographed dances at weddings. Dante Nero joins after second break to talk about Vatican sex orgies in the news.
Jacob is away and DJ Lou is in charge, the team is excited for Feldog's birthday concert coming up Sunday night and discuss which songs they want to hear, Jay cannot get over Kenny Loggins Keep the Fire album cover, the team chats about Barbizon School for Models, the team watches the first appearance of TWIN ks Mirror Image on America's Got Talent , then videos of people getting caught in revolving doors. Lost tapes: the team discusses the documentary Electric Bugaloo: The Wild Untold Story of Canon Films and the claim to fame celebrity of each of the team's neighbourhoods where they grew up.
The night before, the whole team and Sal Volcano went to see Corey Feldman perform with his angels for his birthday. DJ Lou and Dan were both incredibly nervous that the campers in attendance would ruin the show, but all crises were averted. They play a clip of opener Poesha, who sang angry at guys ballads.
Dave Atell arrived during the opener and purchased some of her merch. During the performance 4 guys in suits approached Sal and informed him Corey is a big fan of Sal and invited Sal backstage. They also showed Sal the track setlist, which would take 3 hours prompting Sal compared to Springsteen.
They bring up the fact that Feldog referred to this as a "world tour". They watch the epic hype video that started off the show. Ron Bennington joins them in studio for a few minutes. They chat about opening track "Ascension Millennium" and Jacob's love of the track, the second song played "Duh" acronym for Done Under Halo , and the ladies twirling on rings hanging from the ceiling.
They review the musical talents of the angels and Corey's song covers. Comedian Josh Johnson joins them in studio after the last break. Big Jay and Dan reveal that Corey got tired and removed 4 songs from the playlist. They speculate about Corey's drug use, then talk about his 2 closing songs: "What's Up With the Youth?
Ari Shaffir in studio. Big Jay fills Ari in on how much of a jerk John Fugelsang is around leaving the studio at 5 and cleaning up after himself in the studio. Camper Nick calls in to tell about getting punched by a chick for calling her fat at a Richard Marx concert. Mike Finoia joins in studio. They read an article someone wrote about getting an angry email after calling Marx's music shameless.
Looking at wedding photos of Marx and Fuentes, Jacob says "their love making must be beautiful" which becomes a drop. Jacob claims it's something Howard Stern said a couple years back when the guys make fun of him about it. They then check out a colonics gag commercial Richard Marx did. Mike Finoia reveals his parents used to bang to Take These Broken Wings so he can;t listen to that song anymore. They look into the dietary value of chia seeds. Talk of colonoscopies and endoscopies. Luis tells about his skateboard life.
Luis explains his beef with Michael Bisping. Differences in ways to get porn when they were teens and now. They discuss the murder of James Bulger, then an 19 year-old from Romania who auctioned her virginity for a million dollars and got an offer of 2. Lost tapes: Dan describes skydiving. They check out a video of a couple fucking while skydiving.
The guys watch interviews with skeezy porn stars. Big Jay complains about Fugelsang staying in the studio after 5pm. Bit of racist Clint Eastwood. DJ Lou describes his last physical fight, which was with his twin brother. Pre-record, Big Jay is in Montreal. Mike Vecchione in studio with Dan. They chat about their gym and the crossfit studio across the street from their apartment. Dan will not go to the Starbucks across the street from their apartment because it used to be a funeral home.
The Indian ladies working at the Dunkin Donuts across the street love Dan. They talk about their mutual hate for a trainer that only trains hot chicks and the fact that their landlord doesn't fix things in their apartment Mike didn't have a light in his room for 8 months. Dan reveals he got warts from the gym and transferred them to his dick. A camper calls in to tell about having warts on his face in second grade.
Louis Katz in studio to discuss stealthing telling a chick you're wearing a condom when you aren't and a time when Louis was banging a chick in Atlanta, got urethritis and thought he had an STD. Difficulty pissing in public, shitting in public Jay won't ever, Dan will. Nick Dipaulo joins the guys. Stories of shitting in public. MidWestern tourists in NYC leads to discussion of street performers. The guys chat about what they've been doing in Montreal.
Jay tells about walking around in his underwear in front of the hotel maid. Christine talks about flipping her handlebars as a kid and riding citibikes. Dan mentions wearing board shorts with no underwear, inspiring Jay to tell a story about Kurt Metzger dressed as Freddie Mercury for Halloween with ball hairs coming through his tights.
Sal Volcano on stage to talk about choke jerking and playing pass-out as kids. Christine has to re-tell about her friend who killed a girl from bondage. Happy meals not being enough food, happy meal toys from childhood. Jay and Dan look at photos of kids with fetal alcohol syndrome to see if Dan perhaps has it. They come up with the term "the Syn-dome". Down's syndrome MMA fight. Jay wants to see nude photos of Oscar Pistorius' deceased girlfriend. The guys go through a list of the best disabled athletes and select the players in the Syn-dome.
Dan describes Ari pulling a real G move at Panoramafest - Dan had weed cigarettes from Colorado in his smoke pack, security made him throw them out on the way in, Ari just grabbed the pack out of the big garbage can when the security personnel weren't looking. They talk about and watch some videos of Glass Animals. Jay and Dan aren't big fans of this "good looking guy rock". Dan talks about his time working in the fish cannery in Alaska. DJ Lou plays Johnny Cash's version.
The fued with the Fuge continues. The boys discuss their actual and ideal dick sizes; Dan wants nothing to do with prolapsed buttholes; Cop animals; Jay doesn't like Indian names, bathroom talk leads to a discussion of poop sounds vs. Lost Tapes - Dan is going to a bachelor party and a funeral; stripper talk; bad teeth and braces; Danielle Bregoli; choke-jerk spotting; a list of people that died while choke-jerking leads to Jay's theory that all suicides by hanging were actually choke-jerks The guys talk about rich kids of Instagram and about how wealthy people hate the poor.
Dan and Tim also discuss how much they like or dislike social media and about conspiracy theories. Anthony Devito joins in on the conspiracy talk later on in the show as well. Lost Tapes: Fat Manson crushes himself on stage, 21 Savage and Amber Rose, and looking at pics of douche boyfriends taking perfect Instagram pics of their girlfriends. The team talks about their love for WaWa, the Dolphins offensive-line coach's snorting video, Soder's interactions with said snorter, men vs women being blackmailed over sex.
Tim Dillon in studio to chat about the Harvey Weinstein scandal, Cheryl calls in to try to defend her email to the show about taking offence from the guys riffing on Cam Newton's remarks. Dan's look is compared to high school shooters, Jacob doesn;t have it in him to go to sex island, and the guys check out some Gigi Hadid videos.
Comedian Andrew Schulz in studio, the team and callers discuss the best vacuum on the market, the latest Harvey Weinstein allegations, Jay's story of banging a cousin not blood relative! Comedians Dan Perlman and Kevin Iso in studio, the guys discuss Kathy Lee Gifford's new Gospel hit about her late husband Frank, cool bongs, the worst celebrity personal assistant stories.
Comedian Jay Larson in studio to discuss a Russian woman who died hanging out a car window in Dominican Republic, Feldog arrested for marijuana possession, Sheets vs. WaWa, more Weinstein allegations. Dan discovers his tickets to the Eaglesers game are shit, the Bonfire Campers Facebook group, the campers try to get Wawa's attention again , comedian Chad Daniels in house. WaWa tweeted at the show, GinjaNinja23 calls in and reads his Elite Camper names on air, Shuli Egar from the Stern show drops by and describes his time as a blackjack dealer, Dan and Jay fill Shuli in about what's happening with the Felddog, Shuli shares the story of his own personal felddog encounter.
Dan and Jay are back from their trip to Philly for the Eaglesers game, they talk about the camper meet up after the game, they chat about the Kevin Spacey news and watch a WaWa fight video. Comedian Will Sylvince joins the guys as they discuss the recent sexual assault allegations in Hollywood, Jenn Sterger and her complaints against barstool sports, and watch a video of a creepy nerd that catfished a girl and then accosts her. Lost Tapes: the guys investigate Dalia Dipolitto and her attempt to hire a hitman to murder her husband Michael, then watch an episode of Cheaters.
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Comedian Gino Bisconte fills in for Dan to chat about the latest with the NFL and Ezekiel Elliot, talk about a guy suing the doctors and nurses he recorded trash talking him during his colonoscopy. Then they all watch videos of Tyrese crying on Instagram and celebrities reacting to the crying videos.
They discuss an Eagles fan getting a superbowl tattoo and family walking in on you masturbating and different methods females use to masturbate. Lost tapes: Mike Finoia co-hosts and tells about his time on the Impractical Jokers Cruise, Jay practices for the Goddamn Comedy Jam, and they review all of the things that can be purchased from Gene Simmons. Dan has returned from his Nana's to join Jay and read Louie CKs apology, discuss sexual dynamics in the workplace, and find the most rigidly acted gay porn ever.
Adult star Alison Tyler joins Jay and Dan to talk about their fascination with midgets, watch videos of little people doing amazing things, and wrap it up with some bonfire theatre. Nate Bargatze fills in for Dan. Jay tells Nate about the un-enthusiastic crowd he sang We're an American Band for at the Bennington Thanksgiving show, Jay's hilarious story of choosing a piece of jewellery for Christine that the salesman lost it in the shop so gave him a more expensive piece for that price, then called Jay after finding the original and requested he return the more expensive piece, Peter Vescey's Biggie lyric tweet, the inception of Jay's character trans comic Waffle Johnson, La Var Ball is a maniac, are cows bread as food?
Joe DeRosa in studio. Jay tells about a girl at Helium in Philly when he performed that weekend who was kicked out for being drunk during his show, blamed Jay for getting kicked out, tried to call him via Facebook messenger and sent him an angry message later that night. She wrote him the next day and claimed she was drugs, which Jay, Dan and Joe think is bullshit. Jay received a message from the guy who had brought this chick not his girlfriend to find out she was not drugged. They talk about how some people get shitty when drunk.
Dan tells a story and mentions Fujack for the first time. The guy who brought the girl to Jay's comedy show, Frank, calls in and details his night from hell. Jay brings up how the debit machine in a clothing store he recently shopped in asked if he would donate to a foundation supporting little Kayla, a sick girl that it showed a picture of. They close out watching a video of Jerry Jones, owner of the Dallas Cowboys, being drunk and racist. Izabella gives Dan and her Dad the scoop on Team Jay compares Jake Paul's look to the girl from Roxette.
They watch a diss video that Woah Vicky made towards Rice Gum. A woman's privates sound just like a dog drinking water. Jaden Smith's new song sung as Bruce Springsteen, and love-gun play turns deadly. Justin Silver joins the show. Jay talks about his Eagles winning over the weekend, Jay and Dan question Jacob's wrist protectors. Justin describes his love of birds, and the team discusses Black Friday shoppers and the Barbara Streisand Netflix documentary.
They talk about the sex roster and possible fake dreadlocks of Counting Crows singer Adam Duritz, and favourite WaWa foods. They then discuss guys taking their girls last name. There are tons of tourists in town for the tree lighting and Dan is annoyed, camper Derek in Columbus GA calls in to tell about being an African American man who plays Santa at the local mall, the team discuss the recent allegations against Matt Lauer. It's Charles Manson day on the Lost Tapes!
Parole hearings, re-enactors, and one of the team looks just like Charles Manson when he was arrested. They read an article about straight men having sex with each other and discuss Chris Stanley joins the show to talk about the old days of taking drugs. They watch videos of strong black women stating what they want in a man, Jay's MTV audition 2 years ago Comedians Dave Smith and Chad Zumock join the show.
They discuss age groups in bars, Dustin Hoffman vs. John Oliver, and Big Jay's birthday. DJ Lou confesses to Dan and Jay on air. The team then watches video of Dalia Dipolito getting caught. Comedian Mike Finoia joins the show to talk about the events of last nights live recording and open gifts from the campers. They watch a video of Josh Homme of QotSA kicking a photographer and discuss the bizarre behaviour of other performers.
Big Jay is upset with his iPhone X. He's fed up with the cloud and hates transferring his content to a new phone. Then the team discusses the latest sexual harassment scandal to break: the NFL Network, the athlete's state of mind towards women, and Dan's love of Kat Dennings. Later in the episode they break down a video that a guy named Joe sent to a hot girl, Julia, that he had met.
The team goes down the Chanel West Coast rabbit hole, watching videos of her arguing outside the club, getting arrested and her beef with C Tha God. They break down a junkie fight video, then watch a video of young Asian lil Tay go off on her haters. The Live Christmas Show! Best of the Bonfire Dr Phil's dog Maggie, Cash me outside girl, racist Clint Eastwood, a befuddled guinea, Coachella craigslist ad to remember, Andy's best man speech, Carlos sings!
Comedian Sam Morrill and Mercface Andy join to discuss Logan Paul's viral video of finding a body in a Japanese suicide forest, Dan recalls his drinking days, and they discuss the hilariously awkward NYE telecast. Comedian Chris DiStefano in studio as the team discusses their favourite cereals. Chris tells an amazing story of his father accidentally feeding him dog food after his parents divorce.
The team goes down the Chondra Pierce rabbit hole, Dan discusses the mom haircuts of Denver, and why widowers are sexier than widows. Today the bonfire is a packed house! Comedian Godfrey joins the show searching for his lost hat he uses the studio before Fugelsang , and the team returns to their breakdown of A Tale of Two Coreys. Bert Kriescher and Matteo Lane join in the fun, and Bert tells the team about a documentary he saw where Corey Haim wrote music for dolphins. Comedian Marc Normand in studio as the team confesses their love for Sierra Skye and her photos, and they start a pool for when she will leave Roman for a billionaire, and the breakdown of A Tale of Two Coreys.
Lost Tapes: the guys continue down the Chondra Pierce rabbit hole and check out the huge surprise at the end of her Netflix special. Joe List in studio to speculate about the California parents who imprisoned their 13 kids for years. They then watch a video of a woman who will not stand for a mouse in her house.